Happy birthday!

Today is someone's birthday, although I don't know who's. That person gets a happy birthday.

Where is my fucking Mini Cooper?

I won't have a license for a while but they're just so awesome.

In other news, blogging to no one is actually kind of fun because I can write anything I want and no one will read it. I mean, I'd write anything I want anyway, but now I can write more anything I want.

ANYONE WHO'S EVER SUPPORTED KIDZ BOP SHOULD BE SHOT

ANYONE WHO'S EVER MARKETED TO KIDS BY SPELLING IT WITH A "Z" AT THE END SHOULD BE SHOT

THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK

This is fun!

Anyway it would be kickass if the rumors about Apple planning to reduce price on future gadgets are true. If it was I'd have an orgasm out of all my organs and then it would also get easier to get that 24" iMac.