Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Leslie Nielsen is better than you.
Leslie Nielsen is great. He has always been the greatest person ever and always will be, including before he was born or even before his grandparents were conceived. He's the best everything at everything, including things he has nothing to do with. Yes, he is better than this blog, and yes, he was voted #1 Best Tasting Blueberry all of the times in a row. He is the Mini Cooper of people. Yeah, he's that great. I'd buy his CD even if he was awful at singing, but he can't be awful at singing because he's better than everyone else at everything. He's better at being you than you are, and you can try to argue with that, but logic will defy you, that logic being that he's Leslie-fucking-Nielsen, and he can't be beaten at anything.