10. Chrysler PT Cruiser
Just look at it. It's so ugly. It's a failed attempt at a classic car. It's like they took the old Beetle and tried to make it an SUV.
9. Chrysler PT Cruiser
The grill on this one is just ridiculous. Look at how badly it contrasts with the rest of the car, which is pretty ugly anyway. So awful.
8. Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible
And you thought the regular 'Cruiser was ugly. It's basically the same thing, but they found a way to take the upper half of the car and make it even uglier.
7. Chrysler PT Cruiser
Look at how the headlights sit below the hood like that. It's just so stupid.
6. Chrysler PT Cruiser
The trunk on this one looks so weird, and not in a good way.
5. Chrysler PT Cruiser
It looks like they took an ugly SUV and squeezed it until it was uglier and also smaller.
4. Chrysler PT Cruiser
Surely you've seen this one before. Unfortunately for us all, this one somehow managed to get popular. It comes in every color but will always look stupid. It even comes in gold, in case you feel that it doesn't already look awful enough.
3. Chrysler PT Cruiser
I just can't imagine driving this. I would feel so ridiculous, I'd probably have to apologize to everyone who looks at it in disgust for staining their eyes with such an abomination.
2. Chrysler PT Cruiser
I don't think I even need to describe this one. Just go find a picture of it. A picture tells a thousand words, but this picture tells a thousand screaming babies.
1. Chrysler PT Cruiser
I think this is an experiment done by Chrysler, to see how ugly a car could get and still sell healthily. Well, I hope they're happy, because it doesn't get uglier than this. This is the king, the lord of ugly cars. This is the car you find in the parking lot to park your Subaru Baja or Pontiac Aztek next to so it will look less bad. Or maybe you'll park your car that looks awesome (in comparison) next to it (such as a Honda Element) to remind the owner how stupid their car looks. Seriously, I can't possibly imagine why anyone would buy this. This is the car that rich men give their wives for Christmas when they want a divorce.
That's my list of ugly cars. It got pretty difficult to decide between 2 and 1, but ultimately the PT Cruiser took the prize.